Here I go, off to the gym. No, no, don't try to stop me. I love the gym. *I realized too late that my new red tracksuit makes me look like a Tenanbaum. Ah, well.
Alli Tenenbaum was a world renowned kick-boxing master by the age of 6.
By the age of 9, she had accumulated every championship title available.
She also was the world's youngest Rockett.
Royal saw great things in store for his daughter: a prodigy of balance, a weapon with a great set of legs.
But at the age of 11 Alli blew out her knee fighting a gang of insane majorettes from Weehauken, New Jersey.
Crazy with rage at being excluded from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade they attacked the Rockett's formation as it performed on 34th Street.
Alli fought hard and managed to put most of the berserk teenage girls out of commission but they were wearing steel-toed majorette boots and damaged her knee beyond repair during the struggle.
Alli Tenebaum neither danced nor fought in the kickboxing ring again.
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Alli Tenenbaum was a world renowned kick-boxing master by the age of 6.
By the age of 9, she had accumulated every championship title available.
She also was the world's youngest Rockett.
Royal saw great things in store for his daughter: a prodigy of balance, a weapon with a great set of legs.
But at the age of 11 Alli blew out her knee fighting a gang of insane majorettes from Weehauken, New Jersey.
Crazy with rage at being excluded from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade they attacked the Rockett's formation as it performed on 34th Street.
Alli fought hard and managed to put most of the berserk teenage girls out of commission but they were wearing steel-toed majorette boots and damaged her knee beyond repair during the struggle.
Alli Tenebaum neither danced nor fought in the kickboxing ring again.
-k.
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