Scary

Poor NYC. I don't know how to feel. I would be so scared if I was there.

"Ghoul, you'll be a zombie...soon."

Happy Halloween, y'all! I'm going to scare the crap out of Trick or Treaters this year!

Vote for me!

I have binders full of bears, and I have employed them all.

I know who both of them are.

I'm not proud of this.

"She's a promise in the year of election."

Chicago!

I have finally been to Chicago! I always wanted to go there.