1. Money for more shoes and boots. 2. Closet space. But look how cute these boots are.
This is a drawing of all the shoes I had in 2007. Some I still have, some I have gotten rid of, and there are many new additions. I will draw a new chart soon.
THIS is why you don't leave the house without lip gloss and a little makeup: because you might find yourself face to face with these men, unexpectedly, like I did today.
(*I guess THIS is also why I pay so much rent to live in NYC, because it certainly was a thrill to run into Mr. Big in person.)